A recent business trip to Denver left me a mile high with a dizzying head cold. I took my free evening to wander a deserted downtown, and find myself some over-the-counter relief. While perusing the aisles of the Rite-Aid, I was started out of my delerium.
CONDOMS ARE ON SALE - 50% OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In all my years of drug store patronage, I never have seen condoms discounted. Not in Duane Reade or WaWa or CVS, even Wal-Mart keeps it full price. Leaving me wondering, "What would cause a fire-sale of condoms in Colorado?"
Perhaps a government subsidized attempt at population control ?
Is there too much competition from Planned Parenthood and the free clinic giving them away?
Has there been a surge in teen promiscuity in Denver high schools since the casting call for a new season of 16 & Pregnant?
Is the Brokeback bareback Mountian craze still hanging-on in Colorado?
One way or another - prophalactic sales are down! And we all kn0w people aren't abstaining. Who can blame Denvenites for having hot dirty condom-free sex? Aren't we all just a bit jealous? All that fresh mountian air and flesh-on-flesh thumping !!
Rarely one to resist a 50% off sticker, but fearing the inveitable intervention from Hoarders, I resist stocking up by reminind myself that I prefer the pull-out method anyway.
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